My mission

I am sure you guys troll the net looking for good stuff every day, and most of what you find is GARBAGE
not only that, but you get plastered with popups, advertising that makes no sense, your browsers crash every 5 sites you land on
you get trojans everywhere, stupid people saying stupid shit on impossible-to-finish-loading "blog" sites,
and searching for your favorite girl on any "search engine" (note the quotes)
usually yields pictures of what looks like a dirty hoe about to get a new arsehole ....

in other words, the internet, mirroring this planet of ours, which is full of idiots, is basically full of shit.

I arrived at that conclusion looong ago, so, keeping that in mind,
I set out to RIGHT THE WRONG ! to at least put the fucking best women's pix I could find, online
in such a way that they're relatively well organized, and easy to access.
of course I follow specific rules here:
  • 1. NO DOGS (meaning no Fat Lazy Ugly Bitches aka FLUBS)
  • 2. NO FAT CHIX
  • 3. NO DISGUSTING SHIT (including sex scenes with hairy dudes)
  • 4. NO ILLEGAL SHIT
  • 5. I *DO NOT* SPAM, I FUCKING HATE SPAMMERS AS MUCH AS YOU DO !
  • 6. I KEEP IT AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE !

    i.e. simplicity: If you access the site with your mobile phone,
    you will then see NO STRANGE DESIGN, NO LOGOS, NO ADS, NO BULLSHIT, so that you can
    GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS FUCKING POSSIBLE


    yea, so, objective #1: the most HQ pix, of the best chicks, without hassles, without horrible "interactive" bullshit.
    disclaimer: since I am a programmer, not a designer, the site may look like crap, but at least it's FUNCTIONAL !



    BobX宣言
    きっとみんな毎日PCにかじり付いて、少しでもいいサイトや写真を探しているんだろうけど、
    なかなか「これだぁ～」ってのにたどり着くのって簡単ではないよね。
    たとえ見つけたとしても、ポップアップがどんどん開いていってうっとうしかったり、
    くだらない広告で一杯で、クリックしてるうちにブラウザーがすぐクラッシュしちゃうとかね。
    しかもダウンロード時には「トロイの木馬ウイルス」がそこいら中にうじゃうじゃしてる始末。。。
    くだらない奴らがくだらない事ばっかり言ってて、ダウンロードなんて永遠に終わらない。。。
    気になるオンナのコの名前をサーチエンジンで検索しても、なぜか下品な写真が現れる。
    言い換えれば、インターネット界は現実の世界の鏡でもあり、結局は愚か者とくだらない奴らが
    たくさん潜んでる。
    僕はかなり前からそれに気づいていた。それからは、なんとか正しい方向にもっていきたいと
    願い、BobXサイトでは、素敵な女性の美しい写真のみを載せようと決心した。
    原則は比較的よく整理されていて簡単にアクセス出来る事。

    そしてBobXルールは以下のとおり。
    1) 犬お断り（ブスのあまはお断り。）
    2) デブお断り
    3) 卑猥お断り（毛深い男性とのセックスシーン等。）
    4) 違法性お断り
    5) スパムなし（みんなと同様、スパマーが大嫌い。）
    6) できるだけシンプル
    ※注：シンプルについて
    もしみんなが携帯電話でBobXサイトを利用するなら、凝ったデザインやロゴ、広告、たわごとは一切ナシ。
    それにより、みんなはすばやくお気に入りのオンナのコにたどり着けるハズ。

    BobXの使命：
    美しい女性達の高画質の写真をインタラクティブなしで簡単に観賞できること。

    免責事項：
    僕の本業はコンピュータプログラマーであり、ウェブデザイナーではない。
    だからBobXサイトは洗練されてなく、くだらなく見えるかもしれない。
    ただ機能本位で実用的ではあると思う。





















    Now, about the ASIAN vs. WESTERN issue:


    I get many many emails, asking me to feature more western models, 
....
after little thought, I decided to put my mission statement online
so that we can all understand why this site contains mainly asian (with emphasis on japanese)
women.

The situation is very simple.  Under the term "WOMAN" , or "GIRL" , we, as males, 
tend to conceive an entity which is "fragile", "soft", "tender" , "lovable", "caressable", "grabbable", "huggable"...
in other words, a being that RELAXES us, is understanding, but most importantly, fuckable !



Now, lets study the matter a bit:

see here we have Salma Hayek, looking very much like a female:


    we can see above that her features fit most of the aforementioned qualities that we want in a female.

...................

however, REALITY strikes back with a bite, when you get home, and you forgot to bring her an ice cream, 
at which time , you get greeted by something like this:


    yea. you can just imagine that remote control flying in your direction at high speed and shattering the chinese vase you worked your arse off to buy
.... such is the standard sight you will find, when you mate with any western hoe.

I am sorry to say, but this is the STANDARD !

need we say more, lets look at another example:

Angelina Jolie, here is looking like a superb fine honey that promises to be the fuck of the century right ?


    however, lets have another quick look and see what she's looking like when regular life is happening:


    yea.....  this "conversion" , from FEMALE, to grumpy EVIL BITCH , is extremely common in the western world, 
in fact, it is THE NORM !
(I guess it has something to do with the lack of traditions & discipline, 
combined with the extreme changing blood chemistry in the big-titted pedigree)

I guess another example of all the shit that CAN and WILL go wrong with western hoes, is Paris Hilton

    
however, if you manage to find a loving western chick that looks good, and is always lovable, then hallefuckingluyah, 
I guess its a 1:10000 chance, and you better never let go of her.

But now lets get back to reality.
I am not a perfectionist, I like to take it fucking easy and relax most of the time, working on the shit I like to do,
however, I "DO KNOW" what I like, Ergo, on my round the world travels, having tested lots of these beasts, I found the cream of the fucking crop:
JAPANESE WOMEN!

I can guarantee you, that if you manage to acquire something like.... lets see some nice normal girly: Rei Yoshii

    you can be sure when you get home, SHE will always be relaxed, and you will therefore always be HAPPY, with a FUCKING FAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE 
and you can take them to parties, they will never embarrass you, you can take them shopping,
you can take them to dinner, you can take them camping, you can enjoy your time together when you get home, 
you can fuck them, and you and her will always wake up in the morning with a smile on your faces, full of energy.


    and this simple fact; to show you guys how to live with an unerasable fat fucking smile on your face, is objective #2 of this site
    
and why I built this site long ago.




    
if you live in Holland, you can simply stop by ymmi's and give my theory a test drive !

    ymmi geisha in holland

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